New neighbor doings:

The (new) (front upstairs) (college age) (Indian-American) and (white) (dating-each-other?) neighbors have put a new doormat out that's shaped like a small cluster of cherries, so many nights when I get off work and go up to the front house to check the mail before I go in for the night, I walk up the front steps, and in the shadows it looks like a depiction of two big dangling testicles, just sitting there on the front porch.