A farewell event…

…for the one (gay) (Brazilian) (STEM post-doc) who I know from around town:

1) On my way to his lecture, I’m in my new (synthetic fabric) (khaki) workpants that I had bought for work but never wore, and they’re super slick, and every time the busdriver hits the break, I slide halfway off my seat on the bus.

2) At the research center event, there’s some breakfast stuff left out on the coffee table for the earlier lectures from that morning, and they have these miniature bagels that almost look like dog treats.

In the lunch boxes, too, they have these strange small individual plastic bags filled with apple slices, and I hold them up to various (Brazilian) people who I know there and am like, “This is a metaphor for capitalism," and one comments that that product is "very American."

3) Since his lecture is about designing industrial systems for resilience and he keeps talking about pipes all the time, just going on and on all the time about pipes and the various parameters of pipes, I want to ask a question during the Q&A if it’s ever possible for pipes to be too big or too stiff, but I don’t.

4) When I skip out on the afternoon lectures to run an errand, I’m in the local library and then stop off at their restroom by the main entrance, and there’s dirty footprints coming out from a stall and leading to a trashcan by the restroom’s entrance, and the footprints are the heaviest there and and not where they began, and there’s no footprints leading into the room at all.

5) At a post-lecture social event, I become acquainted with a (gay) (male) (Brazilian) grad student who studies animal science and in particular industrial farming, and so I ask him his opinion on bestiality, which he does not really have, but he says growing up his cousins fucked sheep.

He also says that the quality of fast food is probably indeed growing worse and it’s not just everyone’s imaginations, since it’s likely corporations mixing in fillers and while they may lose some customers, they make more money overall, and that’s probably just what’s been happening.

6) At a bar that we go to after ) post-lecture social event, we start talking about hazing rituals for fraternities and sororities, and his (larger) (curly blond-haired) (female) (artist) friend says that one local sorority makes pledges strip down and sit on a dryer that’s running, and all of the sisters there pick up sharpies and surround the naked pledge and circle anything on her body that jiggles.

7) At that same bar, I learn that lime juice sitting on your skin can cause nasty sunburns, and so usually (Brazilians) pre-squeeze limes and bottle the juice if they’re going to be going to the beach and drinking caipirinhas (sp.?) there, since there’s less chance that way that you’ll accidentally get lime juice all over your hands and arms and body and whatnot like if you had squeezed the limes on-site.

8) At yet another bar after all of this, the one (nerdy) (worked out) (visiting STEM Ph.D. student) (Brazilian) shows me pictures on his phone of his boyfriend of 6 years who died in a car crash in his arms 11 months earlier, and he says that he decided to go ahead with his study abroad because he had decided that he needed to start living again, and suddenly I re-read all of our past handful of interactions and I realize that above his nerdiness and his less-than-ideal (English) much of his being occasionally out-of-touch with what’s happening around him is likely due to profound, profound trauma, and that my one (gay) (Brazilian) (STEM post-doc) acquaintance had always been inviting him to things and always taking him out to things to get him out and among people, while at the same time not telling anyone of his tragedy so as to allow others to treat him normally and give him the ability to self-disclose or not what has been happening with him.

Addendum.

When we were talking about how Luigi apparently gotinto a fight with (Thai) ladyboys, somehow it came up that the “come here” gesture in (America) means “Let’s fight” in (Thailand), so my new theory was that Luigi was perhaps attempting to genially call the ladyboys over to him for some reason, and they interpreted that as an invitation to fight and so they jumped him.

I mean, you have to wonder.

Some coworker tidbits:

1) A (perpetually stressed-out) (space cadet-y) (white) (female) (grad student-ish) delivery driver pops through the restaurant and gets water for take-out, and when I say that I haven’t seen her, she says she messed up the last two deliveries of the night because she was so sleep-deprived during exams and that got her fired, but when I raise that whole thing later with the (white) (female) (townie) delivery driver, she says that that’s not the whole story, the whole story is that she messed up the second order and it was the last one of the night and the (Thai) (husband) restaurant owner called her about it and she answered the phone by being like, “Why are you calling me?”, and he fired her as soon as he heard that.

2) The (newer) (New Age-y) (younger) (light-skinned black) (female) coworker is increasingly proving out-of-it and even a bit ADHD, what with her leaving plates on the dishrack and going to do other things but not coming back to put them in the dishtubs underneath; and what with her pouring two glasses of wine from two different bottles and air-pumping the one and putting it back but not the other, instead leaving it uncorked on the countertop; and what with her taking people’s silverware when they come in and just putting it at a heap at the foot of the table where she’s standing, instead of trying to lay it out roughly where each person is sitting; and what with her stopping helping dine-in customers and not getting them a new glass of wine when an app delivery driver comes through the door, but somehow also adding the glass of wine to the bill so that not only do we have to get the table their glass of wine later but we have to readjust their bill at the end of the night because we both put the glasses on and overcharged them; and what with her hovering by the host stand with a bill printed and two take-out boxes pulled out and ready for a table sitting by the front window nearby, only for her to go away and leave that stuff all out there and someone else has to bring them the bill, and to boot they ate all their food and don’t need any takeout boxes anyways.

Plus, when we’re discussing Luigi Mangione later that night, she comes over and joins our conversation, and she has never heard of him, nor of the United HeatlhCare CEO assassination in the first place, although she disputes whether he's really an assassin because no-one's saying that someone paid him.

3) When I leave out for my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker $5 in quarters for her to take for her coin-operated washer-and-dryer that she uses, I tuck it into a note that says “FOR [her first name],” which note she takes and writes in the same way “FOR [my first name],” putting the five dollar bill in there so I’d find it that way in the place that I’d left it.

A local peculiarity:

A few streets north of me the sidewalk turns to a narrow inset-brick pathway, and it goes beneath the incredibly low-hanging boughs of this one tree, that dip down to like five-and-a-half feet off of the ground or so.

And, at that point of the sidewalk, you can tell that people swung out and walked on the lawn towards the curb rather than ducking and going underneath those boughs and continuing to walk on the sidewalk, because there’s a pathway worn through the grass.

A recent compliment…

…by a (newly-hired) (stoic-faced) (female) (Guatemalan) coworker, after one of our first few conversations and I interact with her and I respond to everything fluidly in (Spanish), albeit only on whatever simple topic that we were talking about:

“Nice Spanish,” she says, in (English).

. . .

(If you think so, I’ll take it.)

Optical illusion.

When I do jumping jacks in my living room and the ceiling lamp is on, the textured ceiling seems to abnormally bubble out towards me and then retract from me with each hop if I glance up at it mid-jumping jack, almost like I’m on LSD or something.

I think it’s because it has that grain-speckled 3D texture that casts shadows away from the light, and it’s something about how you get closer to the grains and their shadow shifts subtly on your approach simultaneously, with each hop… It’s just too much for your eyes and brain to process all at once, and so you perceive it as some type of psychedelic ballooning.

Addendum.

My one (professor) friend who teaches (modern) (Czech) literature has been disgusted with rich and entitled international students in recent years – she says it’s a growing trend, and a growing problem – and she’s encouraged me to speak out about it, whether to the students directly or through writing a column in a local paper or something.

Only, something like that could come off as mega-xenophobic…  Just too hard to pull off no matter how delicately you address things, you’d get so much blowback if it wasn’t anonymous.