Saturday, February 3, 2024

COVID calculus.

In general I try to minimize COVID exposure -- I still mask in public places, for example -- but I do eat and have drinks inside, especially when transmission rates seem low and it's fall or spring and you can't use the patio yet.

 (Deep winter after the holidays is usually out; too much transmission, especially after people get back from Thanksgiving and then from Christmas and New Year's.)

A few weeks ago, though, I had a long day of research at the university library and I was thinking of stopping by a local townie bar that has a good grill to get a beer and something to eat, but an upcoming trip to the city that I used to live in for a concert stopped me:

Even though it usually wasn't packed and you'd sit relatively not near other people at the bar, it just didn't seem worth the risk to me, to get sick before my concert.

That's above and beyond my worries about catching COVID multiple times, since they say the more times that that happens, the more chance you have of something long-term and freaky developing.

Friday, February 2, 2024

A very mild pet peeve at work...

...at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, even though I do it myself at home:

Teabags with strings wound around and left on the mug handle, which are a pain to unwind and throw away, when you clean a table and go to rack the glass for washing.

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Some problem customers at work:

Five (very early 20s) (South Asian from South Asia) (undergraduate or young graduate student?) types, all (male), one of whom is particularly fervent and has a fairly open shirt, and who talk all over each other and who ask how big the entrees are if they share and who say they will pick two and maybe a third once they see how good the food is, and several of whom ask what is vegetarian and about this one item in particular, and when I explain the name and nature of that one textured gluten meat substitute that vegans love, the fervent one is like “We are vegetarian, no egg, no fish sauce, no oyster sauce, not that,” and even after I explain to him what it is, he shakes his head and is like, “No, not like that, not like that” with his eyes somehow all glassy and open and staring like he is dead set against having even imitation meat entering his body, and they go from ordering apps to an entrée to back to apps, so I have to stop, ask what the appetizers are, repeat their order back to them, and then do the entrées list that, and confirm it -- – and they were only ordering 2 appetizers and 2 entrees in total, no drinks even, yet somehow they were able to make just that that confusing! –  and then when I go over to the register and send the order back to the back, as I’m turning to leave, one of the (fatter) (meat-eating) ones scurries up and tells me to add extra chicken to the chicken fried rice that is one of the two entrees and four things total that they ordered, so I kind of lose my cool a bit and stride over to the table, tell them that I can do that but I will now have to go back to the kitchen and stop the cooks, at which point they all hang their heads down and the (fervent) (kind of open-shirted) one is like, “No, it is okay,” but I am like, “No, I will do this for you, but I want to make sure that this is your final order,” and I ask very emphatically and severely can they please confirm that everything that they ordered is indeed what they want, because at some point it also becomes hard to stop the kitchen and make modifications when the order is already in progress, which their order is.

. . .

(After I go back to the kitchen, I tell the cooks to add in the extra chicken, I figure out a way to key it in without deleting the first order since that’s a pain and I don’t have the right keypad authorization codes, and then I tell my one [chubby] [Thai] coworker that I’m not dealing with that table anymore and can she please serve them, and she just shakes her head and says, “No tip, that kind leaves no tip,” and at the end of the night, you know what, they don’t, and who knows if they would have even if I had kept my cool….  This is the second time a large group of all men comes in, chaotically orders stuff, makes mistakes, and expects you to change it, only to leave no tip or a very bad tip, that very same thing happened with that big group of [grad student-age] [South Asian] people who made us stay open late and left like $3 on a $142 or $143 bill, if I remember correctly, after they wanted two orders of the same thing and I thought they were talking about the level of additional chili and they didn’t catch that discrepancy when I read back their order to them, and then when they were getting served they wanted another dish of the fried rice made up, but the kitchen was already closed, and we had to shrug and be like, “It’s too late now”… It’s like this type of person that even if you confirm their order to them, which I do with every customer in order to minimize mistakes, they don’t listen to it or take it seriously, they expect they can change things at the drop of a hat. It’s like a[n Indian] guy who I follow on social media was saying, -- and I’m roughly quoting him here -- his country could do a better job of encouraging everyday people to possess interiority.)

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

A running joke at work…

…at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now:

After when it was super busy and as I’m running into the kitchen, my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker gestures to me about egg rolls and dumps some from a takeout wrapper into a bowl and then puts them on top of the ice machine where we keep food we’re eating, and later I eat both of them, only for her to come up to me and say that she was only giving me one from the order that was a mistake, not both of them!, at which point we have this exchange:

Her (about the shift meal): “So what do you want for food tonight?”

Me: “Two egg rolls.”

Her: [says nothing, but puts her one hand right in front of my upper arm, and then suddenly brings her other hand as a fist down hard upon it so it makes a big angry threatening slap sound, but does not actually touch my body and hurt me]

. . .

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Birthday at work.

So, since I usually don’t do anything special at all for my birthday, I ended up working on it at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now.

And, it was very, very slow at work, to where I wanted to go home early.

But, at like eight-thirty or so, suddenly my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker comes out from the back with a chocolate cookies-and-cream cake with candles on it, and walking out beside her is my one (tall) (new) (Thai) coworker, and, in what I later found out was a coincidence, my one (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones cues up the Katy Perry birthday song!

And, there was enough for everyone, the kitchen, too.

“Do you know why I always have a mask?”, I asked several (Guatemalan) coworkers in (Spanish), or at least attempted to do so. “Because I’m a viejo and I don’t have teeth.”

I also got an ice cream crepe with fruit stuck in it, that the (wife) owner with the tired face brought back from a shop near campus when she was out making a delivery, when she found out it was my birthday.

“See you tomorrow?”, my one (tall) (new) (Thai) coworker said after the night and the shift was over,

“I hope so?”, I said to her, to which she looked confused, at which point I added, “I’m old now, I don’t know if I will be here tomorrow, old people die suddenly all the time,” at which her eyes just got super wide, and to which she laughed and laughed, her hand covering her mouth.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Addendum.

Interestingly, my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker said that in (Thai), the word for “five” is the same as (or similar to?) the sound that their culture says people make when laughing, so when (Thai) people text, they don’t type LOL, they just type something like 55555555555555.

Sunday, January 28, 2024

Some (Thai) linguistic guessing that paid off.

So, in the (Thai) language, if you say stuff like an everyday greeting, you add something on the end, that’s one word if you are a man who’s speaking, and another word if you’re a woman who’s speaking.

So, a few weeks after they taught me this, when I came into the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, I asked my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker, “So, if a ladyboy says hello, do they use the male word, the female word, or do they have a different word?”

And, at that my one (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones just started smiling broadly and my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker started laughing, and she said it’s a different word, and when she said “hello” that way, she ended with this new word, in a really, really sassy gay pronunciation.

“Like that,” she said.

And, when we both ended up closing that night, we said good night that way, too, to each other.