...all from several months ago:
1) Turnips in my fridge don't get used for a week or two, and they get so small and shriveled that they become hard to peel when it's time to cook them, so instead you have to press them down and make the skin bulge out and then carefully trim it off with a knife, there on your cutting board.
2) At the (one) Thai restaurant where I work now, a(n old) (flannel-shirted) (gruff) (farmer-type) (white) guy comes in with a (younger) (white) woman and they're part of a party of six where the other four people haven't come in yet, and when I ask them if they want any appetizers or any beverages other than water while they wait, they each get a beer but no food, so I'm like, "Perfect! That's a great way to get a buzz on before dinner," at which the (gruff) (older) (farmer-type) guy just looks up at me and is quite serious and is all like, "By any chance, do you have a dispensary in back?"
Later, too, after the rest of the party has arrived and I check in on them to see how their appetizers were, his (similarly white) friend just points at an empty plate and says that the appetizers were good, the problem was the hole in the plate.
3) When the one (Brazilian) (STEM) guy who I know from around town emails me to ask about health insurance companies since he's returning soon on a (post-doc), I tell him my opinion, and then I reply again to the email with another response and write --
P.S. If you have asked Luigi for advice about what to do with health insurance, don't listen to what he says.
-- to which he replied --
Hahahahahaha silly!!
Luigi now has a very good health insurance
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