Addendum.

Like the next time I wear the reindeer hat to work, a(n older) (thin) (spectacle-wearing) lady who seems like a(n educated) (liberal) and who is in there with a man who appears to be her (husband) and whose face I vaguely recognize compliments me on it, and when I tell her that I made it myself, she says that I should do the same thing for other holidays, like one for Valentine’s Day and then one for Saint Patrick’s Day, etc.

“That’s exactly what I was thinking!”, I was like.