So the other morning I called a woman a cunt before 7am.
It was Fri. and I was late getting out the door and had to get to campus for my Hebrew quiz, and when I get to the subway turnstile (not the main entrance; it's the one on the south end of the platform, where you can only use cards to get in), two younger (white) women get there ahead of me, so I file in line as they swipe in and walk through the turnstile (actually one of those doors that rotate).
As I go through, I'm trapped in the door.
I don't know what's happening at first - my card went through! - and then I realize one of them must not have paid, so I call out, "Hey, did you not pay for your fare!", and this one stops as she's going up the stairs and turns around, and it's this well-dressed mid-20s girl looking like she's on her commute to work.
"My card didn't work yesterday and it's not working again today," she was like.
"Well, you took my fare," I was like.
"But my card's not working," she was like.
"Well, what am I supposed to do?", I was like. "I'm trapped here."
At that moment a (black) guy stepped up from the opposite side and said he could take my card and swipe me in, but I ignored him.
"Well, you can swipe again," she was like.
"That'll cost me another fare," I was like. "I'll do that, if you'll give me the money for the fare I paid for you."
She said something affirmative but snotty, and so I went back out through the turnstile, swiped my card again, and came back through, and we started walking up the steps together.
"So do you have my $2.25?", I was like.
"Yeah, wait," she was like, using a really snotty tone of voice, and she pulled out $2 to give to me. "Here it is, if it's so important to you."
"Okay," I was like, "But what about the twenty-five?"
"I don't have that on me," she was like. "Isn't that two dollars enough?"
At that point we had gotten to the top of the stairs, so I was like, "Ok, I guess that's enough. Have a good morning - *CUNT*."
At that, her face just changed and she had this total look of disgust, and backed away in shock.
It was 6:58am.
I'm glad I didn't call her a bitch; I think she might have taken pride in that word.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
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