The other morning I was up really early and taking a shit, and I reached back to get my nail clippers, which were sitting on top of the back of the toilet, and the sleeve of my torn-up old sweatshirt that I wear in the morning flopped against something, and the next thing I know the little glass that holds my toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste was lying on the floor, shattered...
I had had that glass in storage forever – it was about four inches tall, and had a small emblem of a cow embossed on it in a medallion – and only started using it last spring, when I found it during my move.
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Cows are holy
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