So, I misspoke at the drugstore...

...to the (younger) (nice) (slightly big) (black) woman who helped me find where the hand sanitizer was, since I was running out and wanted to buy more in bulk, though I then looked and was disappointed at the sizes that they had: "You know, thanks, but I think I'm going to hold off, I prefer a big jug." . . . (As soon as that left my mouth, I realized how it sounded, but thankfully she didn't seem to notice.)