Resthome joke: Bedtime routine.

The other week at the resthome, I was helping the one resident who used to work in advertising with his pre-bedtime routine, and so I pulled out the moisturizing lotion that we use on his legs.

And, after I put the lotion on his one leg, I asked him if he wanted lotion on his other leg, since it had been sore for him recently.

"Of course," he was like, "It's only fair! If you do one, you have to do the other one."