Thursday, November 15, 2018

Lesbian chorus trivia.

The other week at my one client's house, my (lesbian) coworker was going off shift, and was heading off to her lesbian chorus practice.

"So what do you say for good luck, like 'break a leg' or 'break an ovary' or what," I was like.

At that, my one client laughed and was like, "TTG," and I was like, "What?", and then my coworker explained that the conductor will whisper "TTG" to them a lot right after they go onstage and before they start singing.

As it turns out, TTG is a singing posture acronym telling them to straighten their backs and put their chests out, only instead of being like "Straighten your backs," it's, "Tits to the Goddess!".

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