Levity from a client.

For my one resthome job, I often work with this one (70 year old?) (older) (heavier) (white) (male) client who I have to take around in his wheelchair, go to the toilet, get ready for bed, and whatnot.

The other week at his bedtime, we were going through our routine and he had stood up from his wheelchair, and I was like, "Okay, now take down your pants," and at that he suddenly stopped, looked over very seriously, and was like, "But I hardly know you, you m*th*rf*ck*r."

And then, he broke out in a big smile, at how much he fucked with me.

Perfect deadpan delivery!