"You know how far left I'm getting...?"

I always joke with my parents that I'm going farther and farther left politically.

Sometimes I tell them, "What did you expect?  From birth I've been red."

(Ha ha ha.)

I also recently caught tofu on sale and have been experimenting cooking with that on and off, so lately when I'm getting off the phone with them after asking them about what they think about stuff like the Hobby Lobby decision or whatever, I'm like, "You know how far left I'm getting?  After this I'm going to go cook some tofu!"