Mother’s Day phonecall to my mother.

On Mother’s Day I gave my mom a phonecall around noon after sleeping in after being out decently late the night before.

“Hello,” she was like.

“Happy Mother’s Day!”, I was like.

“How are you doing today?”, she was like.  “Let me guess, you just got up, you’re cooking yourself some breakfast, and you decided to give me a call now so you could get it out of the way since you have a lot to do today.”

At that, I paused.

“You’re right,” I finally was like.  “How did you know?”.

“Because I know you and mothers always know these things,” she was like.