Great Valentine's Day Conversation.

I was barhopping in a (white) yuppie neighborhood in the city on Valentine's day, and ended up at the bar in a Jamaican restaurant as like my 2nd or 3rd stop of the night.

The place was packed with mostly a black clientele, and I ended up sitting at the bar next to a (middle-aged) black woman and a (younger) black woman beside her.

When their jerk chicken arrived and they had begun eating, I turned to her and was like, "I am sorry, but that is just *criminal* to be eating there when I'm only drinking, that food smells so good!".

At that she laughed, and we started chit-chatting and she started saying how for some milestone one of her girlfriends from work had people go to Jamaica and she went there a 3rd time, and how the food was crap at the resort and this food was better than all of that, except for the one time they went outside the resort to a restaurant.

"And this is my daughter, [her daughter's name]," she was like, after introducing herself.

After that, we started chit-chatting sk e about local restaurants, and somehow we started talking about the dangers of eating too much jerk chicken on Valentine's Day.

"I'm sorry honey," I was like, grabbing my stomach, "Thank you for dinner, but that's gonna have to wait till the 15th!".

We all laughed heartily, and the woman was like, "Look at them in the corner getting it going," she was like.  "He's like, 'Okay, mmm-hmmm, mmm-hmmm, whatever, whatever, let's get this moving over to my place.'  Just look," she was like.

At first I looked at the wrong couple, but then she told me to look at another booth, and there was this older (white) (business) guy and a very young (Asian) woman in a short dress.

"He's gonna be poppin' a Viagra tonight!", she was like.  "You know he has *that* on his nightstand."

"*A* Viagra?", I was like.  "Hell, he's gonna be popping two or three!  He'll be like, 'Fuck, I have to be ready for this!'," and I made a motion of unscrewing a pill bottle and taking a fistful of pills and swallowing them quickly, with a nod back of my head.