3 blunders.

1) Holding my hand weird on my bike and hitting a small pothole and jamming my thumb.

2) Cutting up tomatoes for rice and beans and slicing a bit into my other thumb.

3) Dropping some hummus on the stove near a lit burner and picking it up with a fork right away and eating it, and not realizing that the times got lit up from being held near the flames for even so short a time, and burning my lips with a hiss when I ate the hummus so you can see four dark burn stripes on the underside of each lip matching the tines on the fork.