Story (I of III): Friend with the Cat.

My one friend with the cat once had this boyfriend where they were crazy hot for each other, to the point where they'd pull off to the side of the road to have sex.

Once, she said, she had picked him up from someplace and had to stop by his apartment quickly before going somewhere, but they couldn't find a parking space, so she double-parked her car so they could run upstairs and fuck like mad, which they did till they were absolutely exhausted and fell asleep.

Then, the next morning, when she went outside, the street was pretty much empty of cars because everyone in the neighborhood had left for work, and there was her car parked (without a ticket!) in the middle of the street where she had left it the evening before.