Two Asians.

So, when I was drinking with this one guy from Classics with Korean parents, and this other guy with slightly weird eyes who turned out to be half-Asian, the conversation turned to yellow fever innoculations, and the one guy from Classics was like, "I wish everyone could get one," and when I asked why, he said that nothing drove him more crazy than yellow fever, especially ever since he realized that it was a white guy - Asian girl thing, and not the other way around. "Asian women are submissive," he was like, "But since they're Asian, they're also exotic, so when you combine the two, you get a woman who's wild but obedient, and what guy wouldn't want that."

At that point, the other guy talked about how his uncle who lived in the Bay Area married a very traditional Japanese woman, and everyday when he left for work, she would sit on the doorstep for 20 minutes with her hands folded, so that way if he forgot anything from home and came back, he'd find her there waiting to help him, and the several times that happened, there she was, waiting.

Later, the other guy said that once when he ate a footlong sub before water polo practice, he was swimming and all of a sudden needed to vomit it up, so he swam over to the drain on the side of the pool that drains water that's splashed over the side, and he vomited into that, and he did it so quick that none of his teammates noticed.