Went to $4 martini night again yesterday.

I got there before my friends and so had a gin martini at the rather-full bar -- there was only one stool open, right next to me -- and this mildly dumpy mom type came up and asked me if anyone was sitting there. I was like, "No, I'm just waiting for a couple friends and we're moving to a table," but then after she sat down, I was like, "You know, if I had had my shit together ten seconds ago when you asked me if anyone was sitting there, I should have been like, 'You are.'"