Physical.

I got a physical this afternoon since it's been years since I've had one and I've been eating a lot of eggs lately and I want to know what my cholesterol is. My terminally-unmarried Dutch friend was in the waiting room making an appointment to pick up his STD results, since he's getting checked before he goes visit in January this girl he's kind of getting serious with long-distance. To the young girl at the desk he was like, "What a pain, I should just settle down and marry this girl."

Also, the woman who did my bloodwork's name was "Velvette".