Getting ready for marriage...

On the bus home from the concert last night there was this couple sitting across from me who couldn't have been more than 16 each. The girl had a lot of makeup on and a purple polo shirt and white shorts that ended only a couple inches from her hoo-hah, and the guy was in khakis and a polo shirt and had his hand just kind of plopped on her upper inner thigh. But, she had this bored look on her face and would just look out the window, and he was really into "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", which he was reading. The hand-on-the-thigh thing was totally perfunctory and reminded me of those walking-dead marriages you always hear about. This was totally like the beginning of one.