Monday, August 27, 2007

Attacked by dogs.

On Friday when I was heading home this black woman from the neighborhood was out walking her two dogs, only instead of having them on a leash that she'd hold, she had them leashed on a three-foot leash connected between their necks and not in any way connected to her.

(I think the idea of it is that they can only run away if they coordinate well, which dogs almost never do.)

A squirrel came down a tree behind me, though, and the dogs bolted for it, one to each side of me, so I threw up my hands and was like, "I'm going to get clotheslined!", and the woman whistled sharply to her dogs and called them back and was like, "They's gonna get a whumpin', that's what's happening."

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