Some pickiness and confusion from all of the different people at a large (South Asian from South Asia) table...

 ..at the one (Irish-y) burger joint in the first floor of a historic hotel, where I work now:

- Says to bring out water, then water is brought and decides on no ice.

- Says wants all vegetable toppings, then says no tomato, next says all 3 sauces, then says just mayo.

- Request to substitute special salad from different entrée, then nixes that idea.

- Special request for grilled onions, not raw.

. . .

($6 tip on a $60 bill – not bad.)