Pumpkin coffee makes me woozy, and the frozen fruit gives me squirting diarrhea.
And, the ginger-and-pumpkin bathroom spray sits unused on the top of my toilet, since at no point do I want to try to deodorize the bathroom by creating a mixed smell in there of ginger and pumpkin and shit, somehow that seems like you’d make a bad situation worse, like, it would be way more unappealing than your standard unadulterated shit smell.
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