…at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now:
1) My one (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones asks me if I’m going to dress up as Katy Perry for Halloween.
“No,” I’m like.
“But I thought you have a row of Katy Perry costume at home,” she was like.
2) When I say something to my (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones that the only reason I’m dressing up is because she’s making everyone dress up this year, she doesn’t say anything at first, and then she says that actually I’m going to come to work and I’ll be the only one dressed up, because “it’s a trick.”
3) My one (chubby) (Thai) coworker buys a Jason mask, and sometimes when she has to bring food out of the kitchen for customers, she slips it on, and she just shows up at their table with a hoodie and the Jason mask on, silenly bearing food.
4) My one (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones dresses up like Wednesday Addams, which is cool because she has a Cousin It prop perched on her shoulder, which when we take a group picture and put our arms around each other, it looks like she has a hand on her shoulder, but it’s actually the Cousin It prop.
But, she’s a little old for the costume, so I whisper that to my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker, and am like, “She’s too old for Wednesday, maybe she could be Thursday or Friday,” and my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker whispers back, “Or Saturday.”
5) The (wife) (Thai) owner makes up a special Halloween dessert that’s a variation of a dessert we usually serve only now it has black rice, and when I try to sell it to tables, I’m like, “It’s frighteningly good.”
6) The day after Halloween, we work, and my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker says that she’s so tired, and I tell her that’s because after work the previous night she left with her Jason mask and went out and killed thirty-seven people.
“Why thirty-seven?”, she was like. “Why not more?”.
“Because the rest ran away,” I was like.
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