A joke with customers at work (2 of 2): Wine.

The other week at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, two vivacious (white) (female) college students came in, and when they each went to order some merlot, I made sure to card them, since from the look of them there was a chance that they were underage.

(They were each 22.)

And, when I delivered their wine to the table, I was like, "There you go... And it looks like you guys can't get any mer-lower."

And, they loved that.

Later, too, I told them that I had come up with a joke, and I asked them what someone who smokes pot says to someone who drinks wine.

"Oh, I should know that," said the one, as the other one said, "Sounds like us."

And, they didn't know, so I replied --- "When you go mer-low, I go high!"

And, they also liked that one.

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