Mildly passive-aggressive but also justifiable work correction...

...at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now:

The (wife) owner with the (tired) face reminds me to keep my drink glass not in the corner outside behind the counter, but rather in the little wall-mounted wire basket in the short hallway going to the kitchen, and then a few days later when I don't do that, I turn around and my glass of (diet Coke) has disappeared, and I go and I look and I find it there.

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