Novelty ice cream.

At the one supermarket that I shop at, they have an ice cream cooler facing the checkout lanes, and there's often really good deals on ice cream as last-minute impulse buys.

For a while now, they've had every so often a store-brand novelty ice cream inspired by and licensed from a regional sports team, that's like this punk red color like the hair of someone in the Fifth Element, with vanilla swirls and little bits of cookie inside.

So, I ended up buying some, and I have to admit, it was a lot tastier than I thought.

Like, the fruit flavor tasted really like fruit, and not artificial at all.

And, the cookie bits weren't so much cookie bits, but like little outsize BB pellets of something like chocolate or vanilla frosting, perfectly encircling a little spherical mini-wafer and keeping it perfectly safe and crisp.

Overall, I was very surprised, but honestly, you look at that shit, and you even eat it and you hit one of those BB pellet things, and you know it just can't be healthy.