Halloween decorations.

This year my landlord put out Halloween decorations again, like a big pumpkin sitting out on the patch of grass between the sidewalk and the curb that’s fenced off so people don’t come and let their dogs poop on it, and spider webs and a giant spider placed onto that same little fence there.

There’s also a little poop emoji sign that says something about not letting your dog poop there that’s been up all year since way before Halloween, and I almost want to ask him if he’ll put a witch’s hat on it or something, since that totally would seem appropriate and would actually look kind of good on it.