Job repartee (1 of 2): Cleaning deck chairs.

The other week I was at the apartment of my one assisted living client with disabilities's, and her (lesbian) sister was over, and one of my tasks was to clean the deck chairs out on my client's little apartment deck.

And, the (lesbian) sister must have been doing some (neo-pagan) rites out on the porch for some reason, because she was like, "I'll have to bring in the cauldron for you."

And, I started to get set up out there, and she went out and got the cauldron, and she was like, "And it's not even hot!"

And, I was like, "Not compared to you," and I winked theatrically.