Confession of a Neighbor.

I forgot -

A few months ago, I was coming home from work and ran into a neighbor of mine who's an optometrist, and we ended up going out for drinks and then tacos and then hanging out in her backyard until like 4am listening to music.

When we were in her backyard, at one point she told me that she used to listen over and over again to Madonna's "Erotica" album back when she was going through puberty, and not only that, but she used to masturbate to the title song.

"That's weird," I was like.

"No it's not," she was like.  "At that age, anything with sex makes you horny."