A person on the subway:

A (young) (goateed) (dreaded) (very dark skinned) (black) guy in a red t-shirt and whitewashed jeans that were carefully shredded and very fashionable, who pulled a silver laptop out of his bag and held it half open and was doing something on there when it began to emit a loud "BEEP" like every ten seconds or so for like a minute or two, finally forcing him to close it, though not until well after people began looking at him out of the corner of their eye.