Cardinal sighting.

My one assisted living client with disabilities always pays a lot of attention to trees and flowers and animals like the bunnies in her neighborhood, and the other day we were in her apartment and there was this loud bird call from outside, and she was like, "That's a cardinal," and then she started telling me about how lately there had been a cardinal around there, and how she knows its call.

Then, I put on the voice of a concerned parent and was like, "Quick Timmy, get in the basement, get in the basement!," and then she laughed and we started making a lot of jokes about how like whenever a cardinal shows up, the local parents start getting their kids inside off the street and locking their doors and windows, etc.