Some people on the subway on my way home after work the other night:

A (30-something) (moustachio-ed and bearded) (Latino) dude watching his phone while it plays rap music really loudly, and this (very fat) (30-something) (Latina) woman who walked onto the train with him and who's obviously with him but is just sitting there cramming him into his seat from the side with her bulk and is looking around nervously, and they're sitting in the two seats facing backwards, and they each have an open bottle of Miller Genuine Draft that they're sipping from, and they both smell like alcohol, even from ten feet away.