A dog and an owner I met while out canvassing:

This young golden retriever that lay on the grass and licked my feet while I spoke with his owner, a (late middle-aged) (Chinese-American) woman.

I laughed and told her that that was the first time a dog ever licked my feet like that while I was out talking with voters, and she laughed and said that he licks everything.

I then joked that she should start a cleaning business, where if people drop food on the floor, she could rent the dog out to the people to go and lick the floor clean for them.

At that, she laughed again.

"Only five dollars, reasonable prices, not too much!", she was like, riffing on the joke.