After that joke, we got talking, and I was telling her that someone had told me that this one hospital a bit south of hers keeps boxes full of the stuff that they pull out of people's asses.
"Yeah, a lot of hospitals do that," she was like.
She then said that she knew this one nurse and a doctor who worked in the same ER, and they said that they had a box like that, and pretty much everyone has one, too.
They also told her how this one guy came in once with a towel wrapped around his waist and blood running down his legs, and then this woman came in with major scalp wounds, and both were embarrassed and wouldn't say how they got their injuries, and it was obvious that they were together, even though they made sure to come in separately.
As it turns out, she's an epileptic and was giving him head in the kitchen when she went into a seizure, and as she clenched up, her jaw clamped right down on his penis.
And, he kept trying, but he couldn't get her off, so he eventually picked up a carving fork and kept jamming it into her head, to try to get her off him.
Eventually, somehow they separated, and then they both went into the emergency room.
Her head was bad, and he was "pretty chewed up," as my client put it.
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