The saying of a young child.

When I was hanging out with my one lawyer friend from Missouri and her dad the other week, somehow we got talking about the weird things that kids say sometimes just out of nowhere.

So, her dad told me the story about how once he and his wife and their two sons were out somewhere at a relatively nice party though the two boys were really pretty young, and all of a sudden the younger one goes and tells this older woman that he doesn't know, "My brother calls his penis a dick," and at that his brother just gets all embarrassed and cringes inward because his parents found out, and his wife just gasps and says her younger son's name all drawn out-like.

Their family still laughs about that to this day.