Islam-themed humor from my one (half British) (half Sudanese) friend:

1) He says he saw a recent survey, and Muslims were the most hated group in the U.S.

"It's nice to be the best at something," he was like.

2) We pass a sign for a "Mum and Bulbs" sale, and he was like, "Oh look, like ISIS."

"Like what?", I was like.

"You know, they sell women into slavery," he was like.  "Mums."