Classroom antics (1 of 2): Self-correction.

In my sex class at the art school, I made an aside about how lesson plans for the 1st day are a bitch, since you have to do stuff the entire 3 hours but you can't expect anyone to read anything.

"Actually, I shouldn't perpetuate degrading language towards women like that," I was like.  "What could I say that's male-associated?  Maybe that lesson plans for the first day are an asshole?"

So, I began again, "You know, lesson plans for the first day are an asshole..."