Motherly antics.

The other day I had the phone off at the beach like I always do since reception is spotty and if I don't keep it off, the battery drains quickly.

My mom called 2 times.

She was (drinking?) at a church festival with my uncle near his house and wanted to know if I wanted a "funny t-shirt" like the one that said:

I'M POLISH.

STOP STARING 

AT MY 

KIELBASA.

- which I found odd not only since she doesn't have a crass sense of humor, usually, but also because she's my mother and that's a weird t-shirt for a mother to recommend.