Before the
reception, I pre-gamed at a country bar half a neighborhood over from the
gaystrip, and as I was leaving and walking past these 2 (white) dudes and a
(dark-haired) (white) sorority-looking girl at a table, one of the muscled-up
dudes with his muscled-up arms in short sleeves swings around in his chair,
pretends like he has a bow-and-arrow, and shoots an arrow directly into my
heart.
“Katniss,” he
was like.
“What?”, I was
like.
“Katniss,” he
was like. “Katniss Everdeen.”
“Oh,” I was
like, non-plussed.
Then, I was
like, “Wait, what do you call those other people she faced?”, and the people at
the table looked confused.
“You know, like
the other gladiators? There’s a special
word for them.”
At that, the
dark-haired girl was sucking her drink on a straw and looked at me and just
shrugged.
“Tributes!”, I
was like, and everyone at the table said something to the effect of “Oh, that’s
right.”
“Yeah,” I was
like, then, I threw an attitude and stood up to the guy. “So
who the fuck do you think I am, a Tribute?”, and at that they all laughed.
“Perfect
comeback, five minutes late,” I was like, and then I walked out.
I really have no
idea what the fuck that was all about.
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