Friday, January 10, 2014

Student Bar Conversation: Chris Christie.



The other month I met a friend of a friend at the student bar, this (very tall) (black) guy who’s about to retire from being a bus driver, and me and him ended up talking politics.

“Christie can never be president,” he was like.  “He’s too fat, people won’t go for it.”

Then, after a quick beat, he was like, “And have you seen a family picture of him?  His wife is big-boned, and all his kids are fat.”

He then made the prediction that if he lost enough weight to be able to become president, he’d die during his 1st year in office.

“It’s just not normal to lose that much weight that fast, when you’re so fat,” he was like.  “He’ll die from it.”

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