In the main library on campus there's this distinguished thin old (white) gentleman in his 70s with a beard and spectacles, who always walks around in a tasteful collared shirt and slacks, and I think must have been a Ph.D. student in something heady a long long time ago, and maybe even received his doctorate, but ended up working at the library a lot, and probably reads academic stuff and maybe even publishes in his spare time.
Anyway, as I was taking a piss in the restroom the other day, he walks in, goes in to a stall, and the next thing I know, I hear the loudest and most blorty shit ever coming from there, like I don't know how much shit and gas could fit inside a man that size, it was so loud and heavy and intense.
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