GUNS.

My mom recently ran into a woman she knows who works at a local sporting goods store in my northern Michigan hometown.

"How are you liking that?", my mom asked her.

"Good," she was like, "But I've been working in the guns section, and we have been busy lately."

"And to think," my mom said to me as she recounted that conversation, "That's just in this one little town.  People are nuts."