2 more (black) folk on the subway.

1) Going home the other week this old (black) man in jogging pants gets on, and out of nowhere he turns to me from across the aisle in the half-empty car and is like, "Your ears are dirty."

"What?", I was like.

"Your ears are dirty," he said. "There's a lot of wax in the back, they're brown."

Then, after a pause, he was like, "I'm not trying to insult you, I'm trying to help you."

I thanked him, and after 3 or 4 minutes, to no-one in particular, he shouted out,

"JOE BIDEN IS A [garbled]-ASS N-GG-R FROM ANDOVER DELAWARE!"

2) A few days after that, going in to school at like 8:30am, a middle-aged black guy was clipping his nails on the half-empty train.