Saw Tennille.

The other week I got my haircut by Tennille.

I was telling her about my tutoring, and then I said I felt like a mafioso from having a roll of twenties and fifties on my bureau from all my off-the-book jobs.

"Isn't it great?", she was like, and she started telling me about all the jobs she has that are off the books.

She's been doing a lot of volleyball this summer; she's not a spiker, she's a defense player known for her digs, which means she's that person who dives into the sand to save a ball and keep the other team from scoring a point.

I swear, Tennille is super nice, but she's also made of iron.