Great book title.

At a get-together the other week I was talking about the Tiki Bar, which sounded like the best bar in my old neighborhood ever, only I never got a chance to go there because it had closed down before I moved...

Anyhow, I was telling my friends about how the waitresses used to steal from customers' purses, prostitutes would turn tricks in the bathroom, etc., and one friend of mine was like, "You would totally read the memoir of the owner if he wrote one," and just when I was saying that I would, my one friend with the cat was like, "Or better yet, a memoir of one of the prostitutes who worked there."

Then, as if saying a book title, she right away added, "'I Was a Tiki Hooker'."