A Cautionary Tale of Sickness (2 of 2): Farting.

The next day, I had really watery shit, and then I farted a lot. And then, when I was in the bathroom, I went to take a fart, but it was watery shit instead from the bowls of chili pepper beans I had eaten, and big streams of orange water went down the inside of my legs while I was like, "Fuck, I can't believe this is happening."