Kids nowadays.

The other day I was at the student bar having a drink with a colleague and catching up, and I waited around a little bit for the Catalan to show up... He said he'd be there at 10pm, and he showed up around 10:50pm.

We were talking and catching up, and I asked him how one of his friends was doing, who had gotten a masters in religious studies and was now teaching religion at a local Catholic school.

"Well, you know," the Catalan was like, "He is actually very disappointed. He wants the kids to be interested in religion, but they are not interested. Why are they to be interested in religion? Hey, they are not even interested in Catalan. Kids of that age, they are only interested in sex."