...and Another.

At this one party I was talking to this gawky, shrimpy, hairy white guy with thick glasses and a big nose (but not Jewish; he was a Medieval Studies professor) who was saying that once he was walking by a (black) panhandler who was like, "Hey man, got any change?", and when he said no, the guy was like, "Oh come on, I know you people, you always got a few coins stashed away and jingling somewhere... You sure you don't got any change?"