Addendum.

And -

A few days after that conversation, when I was at a dinner party at my one friend with the cat's house, my one friend with the cat somehow brought up that story again, and my one lawyer friend from Missouri's neighbor's Brazilian coworker then mentioned how one night her friend thought she was having the best sex ever since she was so filled up and hurting, and then the next day she discovered her tampon was rammed way up in her and she had to spend all morning at the doctor's for it to get fished out.